10 knots lyrics – d.a.d.

my kitchen floor started cracking
and out jumped a man
big, red and h*rny
i was shaking the devils hand
you’ve got a h*ll of a reputation
thats the name of my game
been digging all night
’cause i heard your name
got a mean main reason have no fear
but first we’ll plays some poker
and have a warm beer
let’s play a little poker
and have a nize hot beer

i will smash your windows burn your mail
i tied ten knots on the devils tail
i can eat a horse even chew nail
i tied ten knots on the devils tail
d.a.d. wouldn’t cross his trail
’cause i tied ten knots on the devils tail
he’s the toughest man and he can’t fail
but i tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil

i sat down to the table
with the man that i once feared
he was drinking, humming, drinking
and scratching his beard
so we drank for about a fortnight
it seemed like some stupid test
still i was sitting upright
doing the things that i do best
but the poor devil looked mess

i will smash your windows…

though he was red
he seemed kind of pale
then i tied ten knots
on the devils tail
i dumped him in his hole
heard the echoes of the scream
hey boyscout from below
now tell me who’s mean!

i won’t smash your windows…

i’m so rough i spent summer in jail
’cause i tied ten knots on the devils tail
i’m so mean i could out-fart a gale
but i tied ten knots on the devils tail

/ d a d lyrics