a night to remember lyrics – witchfinder general

one night i was feeling low,
i’d got nothing to do; i’d got nowhere to go,
so i pumped some drugs inside to get myself high,
i drank a belly full of cider and kissed reality
goodbye.
my head was on a pole floating in sp*ce,
i saw the man on the moon; he’d got a smirk on his
face,
i met my girl on a satellite,
he didn’t complain she’d been on him all night.
i’m tripping off to a party,
it’s brewing up in my head,
don’t gate crash my party,
just roll your own joint instead.
a jack daniels was put in my hand,
i lit up a match, which stuck up the band,
the hula girls were the stars of the show,
with their little gr*ss skirts, they were a sh*t hot
blow.
so many doom brains getting high as a kite,
smoking weed and getting p*ssed all night,
i went to the bar to order more wine,
i saw the queen of england snorting a speeding fine.
i’m tripping off to a party,
i’m having the time of my life,
don’t gate crash my party,
you can cut the air with a knife.
well funk it kickman!
the president was crashed out on the floor,
i switched on the t.v. to see who’s starting a war,
the pope was preaching live and let live,
he was sipping a guinness and smoking a spliff.
my brain’s in overdrive screaming for more,
when the fuzz arrived trying to break down my door,
time to split the joints and try to break free,
i was too drunk to stand, i was too stoned to see.
don’t gate crash my party, – i’m so legless tonight.
don’t gate crash my party,- just find your own joint,
don’t gate crash my party, – i’m really out of my tree,
don’t gate crash my party, – hey, who’s nicked my face
man?
don’t gate crash my party, – don’t boguard that joint
there shakey!
don’t gate crash my party;- oh, you’re a long time dead
man.

/ witchfinder general lyrics