alcohol lyrics – brad paisley

i can make anybody pretty
i can make you believe any lie
i can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice your size

i been known to cause a few break ups
i been known to cause a few births
i can make you new friends
or get you fired from work

[1st chorus]
and since the day i left milwaukee
lynchburg and bordeaux france
been making the bars lots of big money
and helping white people dance
i got you in trouble in high school
but college, now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you’ll never remember with me
alcohol
alcohol

i got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man’s embarr*ssing speech
and also for those
naked pictures of you at the beach

i’ve influenced kings and world leaders
i helped hemmingway write like he did
and i’ll bet you a drink or two that i can make you
put that lampshade on your head

[2nd chorus]
’cause since the day i left milwaukee
lynchburg and bordeaux france
been making a fool out of folks just like you
and helping white people dance
i’m medicine and i am poison
i can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times
you’ll never remember with me
alcohol
alcohol

[repeat 1st chorus]

/ brad paisley lyrics