alfie lyrics – lily allen

“alfie”

ooooo deary me,
my little brother’s in his bedroom smoking weed,
i tell him he should get up cos it’s nearly half past three
he can’t be bothered cos he’s high on thc.
i ask him very nicely if he’d like a cup of tea,
i can’t even see him cos the room is so smoky,
don’t understand how one can watch so much tv,
my baby brother alfie how i wish that you could see.

[chorus]
oooooo i only say it cos i care,
so please can you stop pulling my hair.
now, now there’s no need to swear,
please don’t despair my dear mon frere.

ooooo alfie get up it’s a brand new day,
i just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
you need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
get off your lazy *rs*,
alfie please use your brain
surely there’s some walls out there that you can go and spray,
i’m feeling guilty for leading you astray,
now how the h*ll do you ever expect that you’ll get laid,
when all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[chorus]

oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
i’m trying to help you out so can you stop being a tw*t.
it’s time that you and i sat down and had a little chat,
and look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[chorus]

please don’t despair
please don’t despair
mon frere

/ lily allen lyrics