april fools (he had the change done at the shop) lyrics – frogs

he had the change done at the shop — earlobes for c*cks
april fools
he had his b*lls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair
april fools
he had his b*ttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face
april, april doom
because then where would the p**p come out of?
his mouth
well, he decided he wanted a v*g*n* down south
april fools
where his belly b*tton once stood, now stood a c*ck
with a mouth at the end that ate the food
oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties
what with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
and, of course, beneath his chin the p*n*s
and on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
april fools
and jester wally jew-boy
navel-eyed jack, wiglet bill
you’ve had your fill of transplants, please
you wish you could change back at will, but…
t*ts coming off the back side — 69 to be exact
i thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge
april d*ck
well, he became a woman, then a man
then a dog, then a sheep
then a man, then a god
he had all put on his body — “give me 75 t*ts
give me 1400 b*lls
give me c*cks coming out of every living pore”
oh, v*g*n*s everywhere, a walking s*x machine
oh, wonderful at the bathing parties
april fools
but this was no april fools
this was for real
this was godd*mn scary when he walked through the village
when he took his place next to the other boys in line
to serve his patriotic duty
well, it’s kinda rude the way people stare
he said, “i’d like all… all… the things i had put on me
covered up with billions of pieces of hair”

/ frogs lyrics