at least i’m not like all those other old guys lyrics – five iron frenzy

i’m twenty-nine years old
still wearing the wallet chain
like i was twenty-eight.
i’m wearing my vans right now
so high school kids
will think that i can skate.
i’ve got a degree in science
yet shaking my fists in defiance.

anyway, i’m not cliche
i hardly own any ties.
i may be old
but at least i’m not like all those other old guys.

i’m watching mtv for fashion tips
so i can say that i saw it first.
backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee;
say i’m cool
just like fred durst.
i pay almost all my bills.
i sleep on a futon still.

anyway, i’m not cliche
i hardly own any ties.
i may be old
but at least i’m not like all those other old guys.
i may be old
but at least i’m not like all those other old guys.

/ five iron frenzy lyrics