awesome fucker lyrics – mc chris

name is mc hey ladies, please gather ’round my b*lls
one at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call
i will inspect via s*x if you’ve got what it takes
time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste
i hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11
i make her gush in the p*ss, she’s leaking like a levy
i got her legs in the air like they’re tv antennae
i’ll fill her box with my c*ck and make her cable ready

fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
all the ladies beggin’ please i say, “hey, take a number!”
let my d*ck rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
when i awake i will take control and bring the thunder

i’m like a boy in the barn i’ll f*ck you by the horses
i’m like the guy on the side who makes girls get divorces
i’m like the coach that you poke while you’re at tennis practice
i like my b*lls in your throat, this is a dirty racket
i like to f*ck in my trunks, yes i prefer jacuzzi
i hear her wail, feel her nails then i impale her cootie
we make a mess for the guest and f*ck up the filter
i guess i get her head wet, but that’s how jesus built her!

fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
all the ladies beggin’ please i say, “hey, take a number!”
let my d*ck rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
when i awake i will take control and bring the thunder

i am awesome f u (i’m f*ckin’ all the time)
i am awesome f u (i’m f*ckin’ all the time)
i am awesome f u (i’m f*ckin’ all the time)
i am awesome f u (oh yeah)

fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
all the ladies beggin’ please i say, “hey, take a number!”
let my d*ck rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
when i awake i will take control and bring the thunder
fail to foresee that mc was such an awesome f*cker
all the ladies beggin’ please i say, “hey, take a number!”
let my d*ck rest, it is raw, now is the time for slumber
when i awake i will take control and bring the thunder

/ mc chris lyrics