babysitting is a bum deal lyrics – haylie duff

(feat. stewie)

[singers:]
here is the tale of a babysitting job,
the baby is something of a sn*b,

[stewie:]
oh, go f*ck yourselves

[singers:]
so listen very closely, and you’ll find
that what they say is not the same as what’s on their minds

[haylie:]
aren’t you a cute little boy

[haylie’s thoughts:]
look at that melon shaped head

[stewie:]
having you here is a joy

[stewie’s thoughts:]
and in an hour you’ll be dead

[haylie:]
sit on my knee

[haylie’s thoughts:]
please don’t go poo

[stewie:]
nice place to be

[stewie’s thoughts:]
this one’s for you

[both:]
babysitting is a b*m deal

[haylie:]
why don’t we watch will & grace

[thought:]
jesus, do i need a smoke

[stewie:]
jack puts a smile on my face

[thought:]
oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

[haylie:]
i like your house

[thought:]
the ceiling has cracks

[stewie:]
i like your blouse

[thought:]
miss tj maxx

[both:]
babysitting is a b*m deal

[singers:]
so they sat as time went by

[haylie:]
slowly as time could go

[singers:]
the baby blarred, and softly cursed

[stewie:]
cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
and her hair made her look like a hoe

[haylie:]
time for your bottle my sweet

[thought:]
this little brat smells like p*ss

[stewie:]
alway’s a succulent treat

[thought:]
while i suck that, you suck this

[haylie:]
aren’t you a sight

[thought:]
look at him drool

[stewie:]
you’re a delight

[thought:]
d*mn you, you fool

[both:]
babysitting is a b*m deal

[singers:]
the diaper change was quite a job

[haylie:]
the grossest i’ve ever seen

[singers:]
the baby smiled and took a breath

[stewie:]
and i grunted and p**ped out a p**p,
that looked something like matthew modine

[haylie:]
someday you might meet a girl

[thought:]
yeah, she’s gonna be your right hand

[stewie:]
maybe it’s you my sweet pearl

[thought:]
darling, i’d rather f*ck sand

[haylie:]
have a good night

[thought:]
you little creep

[stewie:]
have a good night

[thought:]
die in your sleep

[both:]
babysitting is a b*m deal
babysitting is a b*m deal

/ haylie duff lyrics