beercan boy lyrics – pansy division

size don´t matter
well that´s usually true
more important
is who it´s attached to
but to find a larger tool
can sometimes be so thrilling
it goes down smooth
definitely more filling
it´s fat and wide
i can barely get my hand around it
thick as a can of beer
waiting for my lips to surround it
when i was young they´d complain
that i had a big mouth
but now it comes in handy
when my beercan boy gets randy
beercan boy, my beercan boy
beercan boy, my beercan boy
i want to get him off
and feel his silky j*zz
i want to pop his top
and see him spurt and fizz
look at the head on that brew!
i´ll go down on it and nuzzle it
but no swallowing allowed
even though i´d to guzzle it
i´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel
cause with one that big
it´s tough to do anything more
than oral

/ pansy division lyrics