bfff lyrics – bowling for soup

“bfff”

you are my best friend in the world.
and i hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it’s freakin’ awesome.

playing poker friday night,
beer-o-mids and golf cart races
you think that my sister’s hot
i accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
i broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

you’ll tell the world i’m gay when you hear me say
that i really and truly feel this way
not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

and sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
i’m trying to say i love you in a heteros*xual way.

you fart and burp in the same key,
and i think your ipod sucks.
you make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

i’ve seen your p*n*s you’ve seen mine
i popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back

you ran defence when i sh*t my pants
you felt my girls’ brand new b**bs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept i shaved your head
you woke up and told me that i…

you’ll tell the world i’m gay when you hear me say
that i really and truly feel this way
not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

and sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
i know you know i love you (i fringin love you dude)
i’m trying to say i love you in a heteros*xual way.

you’ll tell the world i’m gay when you hear me say
that i really and truly feel this way
not that there’s anything wrong with being gay

and sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when i hit on your mom and got to second base
i’m trying to say i love you in a heteros*xual way.

/ bowling for soup lyrics