birthday bitches lyrics – insane clown posse

sit down
ok everybody it’s clown time
y’all little motherf*ckers shut the f*ck up
the clown is here everybody sit around right here
i said shut the f*ck up
“shaggy the clown” has a present for everybody

i got your f*ckin present hanging next to my nuts
now when i’m swinging on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts
don’t make me chop your head in half and smack the side with the cheek
because i haven’t had my mederol in almost a week
your f*ckin mama brought me here to entertain your *ss
so no matter what i’m doing i expect you to laugh
now when you see me do a trick and even if it isn’t funny
give me props unless you want your little necks bl**dy
i could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch
but that ain’t what i’m f*ckin about
i could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose
and f*ckin pop your head but we’d get blood on our clothes
look i’m a wicked clown i ain’t no f*ckin superhero
ain’t that big and scary though i fight like little rey mysterio
i’m quick to beat down all you little b*tches right in front of your mom
and if the b*tch gets heated tell her bring it on

oh sh*t it’s your birthday
oh no it isn’t
it’s somebody’s birthday
oh no it isn’t
oh sh*t it’s your birthday
oh no it isn’t
it’s your birthday

sit the f*ck down or it’s everybody’s birthday
shut the f*ck up

oh sh*t it’s your birthday
oh no it isn’t
it’s somebody’s birthday
oh no it isn’t
oh sh*t it’s your birthday
oh no it isn’t
it’s your birthday

it ain’t mine m*th* facko!

/ insane clown posse lyrics