black lassie lyrics – cheech & chong

feat. johnnie stash

hi, i’m johnny stash
and i’m here to sing about
a great american dog
black l*ssie

hit it, carl

she was born in the detroit ghetto
during the riots of ’65
her daddy was a big fat alley rat
but he could lick a dog twice his size

her mama was
a long legged afghan
and she came from the
high cl*ss part of town

but late at night
when the moon got bright
her and the rat
really went to town

black l*ssie, fat and s*ssy
she started poor, aw
but now she’s rich

she’s the queen
of the doggy world
black l*ssie is a ghetto
(sssh, don’t you say it)
but i’m talking about black l*ssie

now i want everybody to listen
while carl plays with his wa-wa

that was carl and his wa-wa
thank you very much, carl
that’s just fine

you can stop now, carl
carl, you can stop now
gimme that wa-wa, carl

don’t you ever try to play when i’m
singing about a great american dog

black l*ssie, fat and s*ssy
she started poor, aw
but now she’s rich

she’s the queen of
all the doggys in the world
because black l*ssie
she’s a ghetto
(sssh, don’t you say it)
but i’m talking about black l*ssie

a great american
half dog, half rat
don’t mess with her
because she’a a real (shut up)

aw, shut up, yourself
i wasn’t gonna say b*tch
i’m talking about black l*ssie

i can just see little timmy now
standing in front of that liquor store
calling his dog

here, black l*ssie
here, black l*ssie
come over here, girl
get out that trashcan
and come over here

woo, you stink, where you been
in that store, playing with men again
come over here, girl
i got a cheeseburger for you

that’s right, sit up
aw, that’s a good girl
aw, god, you’re ugly
those beady eyes
but i love you, girl

speak for me, girl
speak for me
i love you

/ cheech chong lyrics