chaps my hide lyrics – guttermouth

a wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash
oh, i forgot to wipe
it’s warm outside, a pony ride
a drive across the country side

a side of flan, a marathon
the pork’s a little rare
blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
the chaffing in my dairy air

bull leg strut, monkey b*tt
bull leg strut, monkey b*tt
you know what chaps my hide
riding bikes when it’s hot outside
isn’t that f*cked
i sure feel like a schmuck
when people scream look at him
monkey b*tt has set in
a rash around my p*ck*r
my b*lls and b*tt

/ guttermouth lyrics