well my freshman year had an awesome ra. i had the best ra in the world. i wish
u was with me all my 4 years. his name is arnold baldwin. we had this ra.arnold
baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.he talked exactly like chris rock.
we loved him because he didnt give a cr*p about us. he didnt care. hes like,
“im your ra! resident *ssistant! resident *ssistant! im not the resident
council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your
friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know! everybody throws up
hes lucky he made it to the bathroom! just give him a tick tack and a pillow
and leave em alone! leave em alone! i dont need to know! your sweet mate is
smokin crack, i dont need to know! just tell him to ex hale through a empty
toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets! make it smell like the mountain
springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know! i dont need to know if u gotta
40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin
on i dont need to know cause i dont care! yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont
care! yo roomate is a pain on the *ss, i dont care! u made a booty call fo in
the mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!