cock pushups lyrics – tenacious d

kg: do you think that um, do you think that when the alb*m,
when this is out…
jb: yeah?
kg: do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
jb: pshh, yeah, in fact, i been getting ready.
kg: yeah?
jb: yeah, i been doin c*ck pushups.
kg: c*ck pushups?
jb: yeah.
kg: what are those?
jb: its where you f*ckin lay down flat on the ground.
kg: yeah…
jb: and then you let your b*n*r lift you up off the ground.
kg: n… no, that’s, that’d be impossible. your c*ck can support your whole
weight?
jb: well not at first…
kg: yeah?
jb: but over time.
kg: hmm… how many pushups can you do?
jb: …c*ck pushups?
kg: yeah… i guess, you could only do one really.
jb: yeah, well one is all you need.

/ tenacious d lyrics