colostomy bag lyrics – bargain music

relatively speaking
life has been good to me
there’s cash flow in my pocket
and the girlies come regularly
i don’t like to sh*t in public
even though the smell doesn’t bother me
and the only problem is my friends
a bag called colostomy

i have a colostomy bag
it’s underneath my jeans
i get real mad when it starts to sag
cause then you know there’s more to me

i tried to call miss lucille ball
cause i know she’d give me clemency
but the newspaper said
i love lucy is dead
so it’s just me and my colostomy


you gotta pretty mouth boy
squeal like a b*tch
squeal like a b*tch boy

/ bargain music lyrics