cooler than you lyrics – diesel boy

i’m twenty-four, i don’t own a tie
i don’t have a job, and i love to get high
my hairline’s receding, i’m getting a gut
i love to jerk off, and i love to read sm*t

i can’t beat you up, i can’t run a mile
i’m not calvin klein, but i gots my own style
i smoke a pack a day, on a good day it’s two
but with all my faults, i’m still cooler than you

i can’t drive a stick, i don’t really surf
my parents disowned me, cause i’m a real jerk
i hate to cook, and i don’t wash my car
i can’t program the timer on my vcr

i hate doing laundry, can’t stand washing a plate
i haven’t seen a girl naked since 1988
i know this sounds wrong, but believe me it’s true
with all this against me, i’m still cooler than you

you must realize
i don’t mean what i say
but lying to myself
helps me get through the day

we are the same
we are abbot and lou
you are as i
and i are as you

/ diesel boy lyrics