dearly beloved lyrics – faith hill

good morning, dearly beloved
we are gathered here today
to watch two people we know make a big mistake
they’ll stand up at the alter
and solemnly swear i do
they’ll be together forever
’til they find somebody new

her daddy’s in the front row
muttering oh no here we go again
they had a couple dates
now she’s three months late
and it’s twenty buck a plate i spent, oh:

good morning, dearly beloved
i’d like to welcome ya’ll
to see the side-effects of s*x and alcohol
please bow your heads and join me
in a prayer for these two
who’ll be together forever
’til they find somebody new

the bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
as he’s putting the ring on her
he’s checking out the bridesmaids
thinking that he might take
the maid of honor’s honor, oh:

welcome, dearly beloved
we are here this afternoon
to throw rice as these two
drive down the road to ruin
with cans tied to the b*mper
and a dragging m*ffler too
they’ll be together forever
until they find somebody new

so raise your gl*ss and join me
here’s to the bride and groom
they’ll be together forever
’til they find somebody new

/ faith hill lyrics