dirt slang lyrics – kottonmouth kings

yo man i got some sick *ss sh*t, i got all kinds of bongs
i got f*ckin, i got paramaxes, i got graffix
i got all the dope sh*t
i got superbowls, i got f*ckin skunk weed, i got skillz
listen i’ll get me on the court, you know what i’m saying? i got skillz
look i got crossovers, i got dimes, i got lobs, i got ups
i got all kinds of skillz
i got homeboys, i got weed, i get high. i’m f*ckin
i got dope remote control car with fat *ss f*ckin whomper buds
f*ckin varsity team, d-loc said represent

i gots the light if you gots the time
i gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
i gots the ink if you gots the papers
i gots the flow if you’ll catch the vapors
crazy man

suburban ebonics coming out my mouth
take a lesson b*tch boy i gots kottonmouth
but your square nerdy *sses won’t understand
so yo, break em off a fat *ss piece man
dirt slang, it starts like this bro
i play dunk ball with the homies and i eats pink taco
714 bustin up yo *ss
suburban white bonics they don’t teach in cl*ss
it’s the psychedelic hip hop punk rock sh*t
so let me tell you mother f*ckers who your f*cking with
well i’m saint dog and i spills my schpeil
when i gets lit i like to bark some sh*t
like it sucked up, cracked out, c*ck-eyed b**tch
i only kick licks and a i don’t shoot brick
i got you puzzled like the wrinkles on my scr*t*m sac
i got a gang a gear, i keep my kicks on a rack
from airwalks to bocks to docs to birkenstock
top it all off with some old skool socks
no wonder why your old lady rides my jock
i got her tied up like a boat to a dock
yo i twist up your mind with my wicked hog say
uck-fay ou-yay umb-day itch-bay
aint-say og-day ever-nay lays-pay
now that’s the type of sh*t comin’ slurred from saint
emergency, emergency 911, kottonmouth’s on the mic
so you b*tches better run

i gots the light if you gots the time
i gots the joint if you gots the rhyme
i gots the ink if you gots the papers
i gots the flow if you’ll catch the vapors
crazy man
dirt slang

/ kottonmouth kings lyrics