earth to grandma lyrics – ass ponys

it’s a doll completely made of socks
it’s a cover for a tissue box
it’s a clothespin duck and funfur cat
and a crazy yarn and beer can hat

earth to grandma
what the h*ll is that?

it’s a painted rock with google eyes
it’s a match stick cross where jesus died
it’s a plaque that says, “i heart my home”
it’s toothpicks, felt and styrofoam


/ ass ponys lyrics