everyday normal guy 2 lyrics – jon lajoie

“everyday normal guy 2”

[steve:] you want some more of this b*tch?
back and easy… we could do this all year long

i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
i told you in a first song, i’ll tell you in another
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
i don’t have a girlfriend, my hand’s my only lover
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
one night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
and michael keaton was my favourite batman

i was walking down the street just the other day
i saw these two fine b*tches, they were walking my way
“yo, what you girls are doing tonight?” is what i wanted to say
but suddenly, i panicked, my voice started to shake
so i put my head down and i just walked away
i had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
got on the bus, put on my headphones on and pressed play
sheryl crow, james blunt and motherf*ckin’ ace of base

yo what can i say
it’s just a day in my life
i’m up early in the morning and bed early at night
to be productive at work i got to be well rested
yeah motherf*cker you heard what i just said

i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
i don’t like margarine i much prefer the taste of b*tter
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
my favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
i have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
and i’m not a huge nicolas cage fan

i’m from a lower middle cl*ss family
me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
i have good memories from my childhood, b*tch
my favorite toy was my f*ckin’ fire truck, b*tch
i used to play with that motherf*cker all day long
until i learned about s*x from the sears catalogue
and then i played with my motherf*cker all day long
about ten times a day, man, all year long

my favorite song motherf*cker i don’t like to admit it
is the celine dion song from the movie t*tanic
every night in my dreams i see you i feel you
everytime i hear that f*cking sh*t a tear comes to my eye
why the f*ck did leonardo dicaprio had to die
though i’m not afraid to say that i’m a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones but its the worst that make me cry
like that time in grade three when girl called me stupid face
she really hurt me, why did she called me stupid face?
is my face stupid? how’s that even possible?
a person can be stupid, but a face, that’s impossible
sh*t happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it
regular everyday normal f*ckin’ bullsh*t

i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
when i get into a fight i usually leave on a stretcher
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
when i’ve got nothing to say i usually talk about the weather
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
i liked the first “back to the future” but the second one was better
i am just a regular everyday normal motherf*cker…
i like red peppers better than the green ones

ou-ouhh, savin’ up my money to buy a new dishwasher
mine broke about 6 months ago
motherf*cker

go go go go
go charlie
it’s your birthday
go party like it’s your birthday
i wasn’t invited but its okay
i just stayed at home and played some videogames

/ jon lajoie lyrics