fantasy man lyrics – alice cooper

i don’t drink tea
or white chablis
i sit around and watch tv
don’t send flowers
or take showers
but i’ll be there to pull your weeds
oh yeah

i don’t read books
i don’t french cook
or stroll around in galleries
i hate opera
i hate oprah
don’t fill my head with poetry

you just want to squeeze my masculinity
why can’t you leave it alone?
hey, hey, i ain’t gonna change
ah, hey, hey, don’t you love me this way?
hey, hey, i am what i am
so please understand, i’m not your fantasy man

i don’t do dishes
and i’m suspicious
of any grown up man who does
i’m h*m*phobic
don’t do aerobics
just lay around and catch a buzz

you just want to squeeze my masculinity
why can’t you leave it alone?
hey, hey, i ain’t gonna change
ah, hey, hey, don’t you love me this way?
hey, hey, i am what i am
so please understand, i’m not your fantasy man

hey, hey, i ain’t gonna change
ah, hey, hey, don’t you love me this way?
hey, hey, i am what i am
so please understand, i’m not your fantasy man

hey
hey, hey
hey
hey, hey

you just want to squeeze my masculinity
why can’t you leave it alone?
hey, hey, i ain’t gonna change
ah hey, hey, don’t you love me this way?
hey, hey, i am what i am
so please understand, i’m not you fantasy man

hey, hey, i ain’t gonna change
ah, hey, hey, don’t you love me this way?
hey, hey, i am what i am
so please understand, i’m not your fantasy man

/ alice cooper lyrics