fly away lyrics – insane clown posse

if i was your tv i’d be like,”look at me”
if i was a shootin’ star i’d be like,”peace”
if i was a fat b*tches thong i’d be like,”h*ll naw’
if i was a hotties thong i’d be like,”aww”

if i was a cuss word i’d just be like,”f*ck”
if i was a rock on the moon i’d be chillin’ like,”sup?”
if i was a b*tthole i’d just be an exit
if i was the d.o.c. i’d be like,”man this is bullsh*t”

if i was the tires on your car i’d be like,”neaw”
if i was the b*mper on your car i’d be like,”aww f*ck”
if i was a balloon i’d be like,”pap”
if i was allysa milano i’d be f*ckin’ joe bruce

if i was a radio dj i’d probably say,”the point 103″
if i was a richy *ss b*tch i’d be like,”umm, okay”
if i was spin’ magazine i’d put me on the cover and be like,”f*ck us
and all our readers, even us motherf*cker”

if i was your mental stress i’d be catchin’ up
if i was your headaches every now and then i’d be like,”thonk”
if i was your tongue i’d be hatin’ your teeth
i’d be like,”man why do you try to bite me every time we try to eat?”

if i was a chair i’d be like,”sit here”
if i was kid rock i’d cut my feathered wolf hair
if i was your m*ffler i’d be like,”shhh, quietly”
if i was a price tag i’d be like,”you ain’t buyin’ me”

if i was a fresh *ss dj i’d be like
if i was jam master j i’d be like
if i was a cheap clock radio i’d be like
“tune that motherf*cker in”

if i was barry white i’d be like,”what up y’all?”
if i was nipple in the cold i’d be like
if i was your dead uncle i’d be like”
if i was a raindrop i’d just be like
and if i had an ax to your neck i might say,”chop”

if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but you’re killin’ me
if i was, if i was, but you’re killin’ me

if i was a faygo at one of our shows
i’d fly through the air into and ocean of juggalos
if i was andre the giant,”this is how i’d be talking”
if i was father mc i’d be like,”now what happened?”

if i was a mirror, i’d find another mirror
and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clear
if i was a slider i’d slide out your b*tt
i’d be floatin’ in your toilet lookin’ at you like,”what?”

if i was a pilot i’d be like,”this is air traffic control”
if i was john denver i’d be like,”no”
if i was a switch i’d be like,”flick me, yoo-hoo”
if i was a london cop car i’d be like,”wee-oop wee-oop”

if i was chewbacca i’d get a fresh *ss fade
if i was vanilla ice i’d be like,”f*ck y’all, i’m still paid”
if i was a stop sign i’d just be like,”stop”
if i was your wooden leg i’d still be givin’ you the hip-hop

if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but you’re killin’ me
if i was, if i was, but you’re killin’ me
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be
if i was, if i was, but i’ll never be

/ insane clown posse lyrics