friends (version 1) lyrics – adam & the ants

i’m a friend of mr. pastry
i’m a friend of allen jones
i’m a friend of shirley b*ssey
i’m a friend of your chromosomes

i’m a friend of stuart sutcliffe
i’m a friend of michael miles
i’m a friend of jim morrison
i’m a friend of n*bby stiles

i’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(friend of a friend)
i’m a friend of a friend but you don’t know me
(don’t know me)
i’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(friend of a friend)
and if i come on the night
can i get in free?

i’m a friend of michael jackson
i’m a friend of mr spock
i’m a frend of dr kildare
i’m a friend of the woodentops

i’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(friend of a friend)
i’m a friend of a friend but you don’t know me
(don’t know me)
i’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(friend of a friend)
and if i come on the night
can i get in free?

i’m an old friend of charles hawtrey
i’m a friend of michael caine
i’m a friend of stanley spencer
i’m a friend of big john wayne

i’m a friend of stevie wonder
i’m a friend of eric fromm
i’m a friend of bryan ferry
i’m a friend of terence stamp

i’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(friend of a friend)
i’m a friend of a friend but you don’t know me
(don’t know me)
i’m a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
(friend of a friend)
and if i come on the night
can i get in free?

(there are several other, older versions of friends, all with different “friends”.)

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/ adam the ants lyrics