friends with tractors lyrics – rodney atkins

i sat beside a man from hollywood, california on a plane
he said he had rich and famous friends, yeah he liked droppin’ names
i said, “well, howdy do, that’s good for you, i dig a lot of those actors
but son you ain’t got a thing on me, see i got friends with tractors”

they’ll grow your groceries, haul a load
pull you out and fix the road
they’re good at slowin’ speeders down
when they p*ss through from out of town

i’ll live out in the country happily ever after
i got everything i need ’cause i got friends with tractors

on friday night we hit the woods, go boggin’ in our trucks
it’s just about a guarantee some good ole boy gets stuck
where i come from, you can bet your b*tt a mud hole ain’t a factor
i’ll sink mine to the floorboards’ cause i got friends with tractors

and they’ll grow your groceries, haul a load
pull you out and fix the road
they’re good at slowing speeders down
when they p*ss through from out of town

i’ll live out in the country happily ever after
i got everything i need ’cause i got friends with tractors
yee haw

i’ve been to fancy five star restaurants and i left there barely filled
they charged me for the water, the b*tter and the bread
that gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker
but i’ll stay fat and happy ’cause i got friends with tractors

and they’ll grow your groceries, haul a load
pull you out and fix the road
they’re good at slowin’ speeders down
when they p*ss through from out of town

i’ll live out in the country happily ever after
i got everything i need ’cause i got friends with tractors
yeah, i got everything i need ’cause i got friends with tractors
yee haw

yeah man, talking about internationals
john deeres, m*ssey fergusons
whatever you got, we don’t discriminate
front end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers
need ’em, gotta have ’em

i believe i do know one actor
is larry the cable guy an actor?
oh well, he’s got a tractor

/ rodney atkins lyrics