fuck a dog lyrics – blink 182

[tom]
i want to f*ck a dog in the *ss

[mark]
he wants to f*ck a dog in the *ss

[tom]
i wanna f*ck a dog
that’s right kids.

i tried to f*ck your mom in the *ss
tried to f*ck your dad in the *ss
could only find the dog….and his *ss

[mark and tom]
we wanna f*ck a dog in the *ss
we wanna f*ck a dog in the *ss
we wanna f*ck a dog

[tom]
i tried to f*ck a f*cking pirate in the *ss

[mark]
aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
tried to f*ck a f*cking pirate
but i’ve found the dog

[mark, in mexican accent]
ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
it’s a mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
we want to f*ck a dog in the *ss
we want to f*ck a dog in the *ss
wanna f*ck a f*cking dog

[mark]
f*ck you

/ blink 182 lyrics