fuck up lyrics – shane dawson

wake up on the wrong side of my floor
my clothes still smell like the night before
where am i?
why am i talking to myself? (self)

i’m like a fat kid running through a candy store
i’m like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of wh*r*s
why can’t i just get control over myself? (self)

i’m not trying to be a saint
i don’t wanna be president someday
i’m just trying to make my way (yeah)

i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
i can’t do nothing right
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
it ain’t no one’s fault but mine
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
i can’t do nothing right
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
so if you f*ck up all the time

let’s all sing

oops my bad i never said i’d ever get it right
da da da da

my girlfriend told me that she wants a break
and that being with me is what turned her gay
what’s with me?
why does this happen all the time? (time)

i’m like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
i’m like a black guy switching lanes in front of the cops
why can’t i just get control over myself? (self)

i’m not trying to be a saint
i don’t wanna be president someday
i’m just trying to make my way (yeah)

i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
i can’t do nothing right
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
it ain’t no one’s fault but mine
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
i can’t do nothing right
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
so if you f*ck up all the time

let’s all sing

oops my bad i never said i’d ever get it right
da da da da

i’m just a bad luck charm
to blame when things go wrong
been cursed since i was born
maybe one day i’ll change
for now all i can say

yeah
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
i can’t do nothing right
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
it ain’t no one’s fault but mine
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
i can’t do nothing right
i’m sorry i’m a f*ck up, yeah
so if you f*ck up all the time

let’s all sing

oops my bad i never said i’d ever get it right
oops my bad i never said i’d ever get it right
oops my bad i never said i’d ever get it right
da da da da da da

ah, f*ck it

/ shane dawson lyrics