good day, good sir lyrics – outkast

[switching on and off between andre “3000” and “bentley farnsworth”]
ahhh, such sweet sound
the fiddler on the f*ckin’ roof
is that mr. bentley fonzworth?

[bentley farnsworth]
indeed it is sir

good day, good sir
how do you do? look fine

[bentley farnsworth]
fantastically well
i am certainly not fine by far
but you could say
i’m close to spectacular

close to spectacular? how so?

[bentley farnsworth]
open your eyes
spectacular’s right in front of you

whatever you say… your spectacular

[bentley farnsworth]
no i’m fantastically well

come on man make up your mind
a minute ago you said you were fine

[bentley farnsworth]
no i said i’m close to spectacular
but i’m meeting fine in a minute

close to spectacular?
you said you were fantastically well

[bentley farnsworth]

exactly?? which one are you?
close to spectacular or fantastically well?

[bentley farnsworth]
i am certainly and without a doubt
fantastically well and was close to spectacular but i must say good sir
you just p*ssed spectacular off
and don’t even mention exactly…
but here comes fine right now

oh lord, she is fine

[woman] gentlemen

[bentley farnsworth] behold

[together] a lady

/ outkast lyrics