hail to the geeks lyrics – deaf pedestrians

i got a spiderman t-shirt
i got converse that are rotting off my feet
i got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash
i spend it on my stash
man it’s good to be a geek

well it’s good to be a geek
it’s good to be a creep
it’s good to draw my pictures
that no one will ever see
it’s good to be a geek
it’s good to be unknown
it’s good i’m never waiting
right beside the telephone
’cause no one ever…

i play dungeons and dragons
i got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
got seven hit die on my backstab
sometimes you know it’s good to be a geek

it’s good to be a geek
it’s good to play the freak
it’s good to comb my mullet once every other week
as far as i can see
it’s good to play the wii
then stay up painting miniatures ’til it’s 2 or 3
’cause no one ever…

someday i’ll learn to play guitar
start up a band and be a star
and when you wind up pumping gas
just fill ‘er up and kiss my *ss

i’m addicted to star trek
i’m a klingon-speaking federation freak
i find i’m more inclined
to spend the bulk of my time
on the starship enterprise
than talking to girls that i meet

well i’ll never get the girl
but i like to be alone
’cause i can always m*st*rb*t* when there’s no one home
it’s good to have a plan
it’s good to be the man
it’s good to download p*rno from a website in japan
’cause no one ever…

someday i’ll learn to play guitar
start up a band and be a star
and when you wind up pumping gas
just fill ‘er up and kiss my *ss

ninth grade is when i got the swirlie
tenth grade is when i got the indian burn
four years of continuous wedgies
wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
someday i’ll buy a fancy condo
someday i’ll drive a car that’s more than your house
someday you’ll kiss my *ss

it’s good to make some noise
it’s good to scream aloud
it’s good to feel immortal
like your last name is mccloud
it’s good to be a geek
its good to be unseen
its good to watch the wrath of khan on a plasma screen

it’s good to be a geek!
it’s good to be the man!
it’s good to download p*rno from a website in japan!
it’s good to be a geek!
it’s good to be unknown!
it’s good i’m never waiting right beside the telephone!
’cause no one ever…

i got a bad mustache
a reccurring rash
and not a lot of cash
i spend it on my stash
man it’s good to be a geek
you know i don’t intend
to look like boba fett
i got my holland set
although it makes me sweat
man it’s good to be a geek!

/ deaf pedestrians lyrics