happy holidays you bastard lyrics – blink 182

it’s christmas eve
and i’ve only wrapped 2 f*cking presents
it’s christmas eve
and i’ve only wrapped 2 f*cking presents
and i hate, hate, hate your guts
i hate, hate, hate your guts
and i’ll never talk to you again
unless your dad’ll suck me off
i’ll never talk to you again
unless your mum will touch my c*ck
i’ll never talk to you again
*j*c*l*te into a sock
i’ll never talk to you again
i’ll never talk to you again
it’s labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f*cking hot dogs
labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f*cking hot dogs
and he sh*t, sh*t, sh*t his pants
he’s always f*cking sh*t his pants
and i’ll never talk to you again
unless your dad’ll suck me off
i’ll never talk to you again
unless your mum will touch my c*ck
i’ll never talk to you again
*j*c*l*te into a sock
i’ll never talk to you again
i’ll never talk to you again

/ blink 182 lyrics