heidi hoe lyrics – common sense

whatup b*tch? i’m peavey wheatstraw
and you don’t stop with the heidi, heidi hoe
hi hoe or bye hoe if you’re lookin’ for a sucker
i’m just another motherf*cker

pucker your lips do flipslike mary lou
just because i f*cked you doesn’t mean that i’ma marry you
bury you i will do after i bill you
kill you hoe ’cause your sh*t smells like mildew

pe ew think you need some soap and a rag
or better yet black, flag, you scallywag
tag, i didn’t mean to diss dis hoe b*tt
but you need to stay such, do not touch

much disrespect goes out to you
and your parents, too, for havin’ you
haven’t you been introduced to a douche
i guess you said f*ck footloose and got p*ssyloose

no juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune a
mister mechanic this place needs a tune up
for the pink cadillac ’cause it’s block is off
and have more use, than a public park

for recreation, givin’ up the body is a hobby
i’m tellin’ santa claus you been naughty sing it
hoe, hoe, hoe, merry christmas
aiyyo juju, i just had to diss dis

heidi, heidi hoe, huh, the heidi hoe
all the n*gg*z know, yo the heidi hoe, c’mon
the heidi hoe, hah the heidi hoe
all the n*gg*z know, that you’re a heidi hoe

now bring it back brotha
eni meeny meeny meeny meeny meeny miney moe
careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger
you can catch a hoe, there’s your hoe, kiss a hoe, f*ck a hoe

diss a hoe, i’m peavey wheatstraw from the southside of chicago
hablo ingles? i don’t know espanol joe
i can go the line plus a hundred like flo jo
h*m*’s a nono, so f*ggots, stay solo

i roll my d*ck so it holds just like a rolo
total recall, yeah, i see y’all
i see you, i see you’re a freak too, so peek a boo
i’m pr*ckin’ you whether or not, took you out that’s work see

so get your skirt see, and b*tch, dirty
curtsey, dosey-do out the do’ sl*t
this is what i come on, so sl*t you better grow up
slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em

salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaik*m
like that hoe, that hoe, that hoe, that hoe
dabba da dat, it’s like that hoe

sittin’ on the dock of the bay, i say hoe
say hoe? hoe do you know, do you know?
bo knows this hoe blows much, much d*ck
an undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic

naked at, frick a frat, plus her puddy wat
c’mere k k k k k k, yo c’mere you little puddy cat
what, your booty black is so indespicable
you squaw pie, tack haired, motherf*ckin’ jiggaboo

you can suck a d*ck or two or three or four or mo’ here
but first get colon eye birds off your forehead
my n*gg* coe said, that you’re an around the way girl
you’re f*ckin’ everybody around the way

and then all around the world
and you still can’t find yo’ fate
but you had a couple of babies
i mean her b*tt’s like gravy

the lady is a tramp snake hoe yo
and all of that f*ck her sixty nine
you get the eighty six and don’t call me back
your black *ss bunion’ there’s a party
in your mouth b*tch and everybody’s comin’

/ common sense lyrics