hellwater keepsake lyrics – blade

(spoken in hillbilly accent)
voice 1:
hey vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record?
voice 2:
naw, they’ll hear about us once we’s gets all rich und famoos.
1:
yeah swimmin’ pools. movie stars.
2:
whoo-wee!!
i made myself a well today
i build it out of sones and hay
thought it woudl fall, vern said it’s okay
it looks like h*ll
but it holds the water
it’ll do us good
when the weather gets hotter
i may be dumb
but i’m lie maker
that well right there’s
a h*llwater keepsaker
it looks like h*ll
but it holds the water
(mmm that mighty fine)
it’ll do us good
when the weather gets hotter
(gimme an ice cube sugar)
i may be dumb
but i’m no lie maker
that well there’s
a h*llwater keepsaker
1:
let’s hold on to that one vern
2:
hey leroy, this water tastes like cowsh*t.
1:
huh?

/ blade lyrics