hetero lyrics – all

what a f*cked up world
or is it my f*cked up head?
the only way you are cool is
if you’re gay or dead

straight, normal, hetero guy
normal, hetero, straight guy

i never get any chicks
but it’s better than a gun
or a d*ck in the mouth
is there any place to be
for a normal straight guy like me?

straight, normal, hetero guy
normal, hetero, straight guy

maybe i should pierce my b*tt
or get a few tattoos
maybe i should wear a dress
or be a h*m* like you

straight, normal, hetero guy
normal, hetero, straight guy

yeah, that’s right i’m a straight
normal, girl f*ckin’, coffee drinkin’
t*tty suckin’, cigarette smokin’, seal killin’
red neck *ss b*st*rd from h*ll

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