high school: the rap lyrics – shane dawson

rule number one:
act like you don’t give a f*ck
here’s your homework
try to get your peepee sucked

rule number two:
avoid the caferteria
or you’ll get diarrhea

rule number three:
find your posse
just not the crazy kids that
hangs underneath the crazy tree

rule number four:
no hot cheetos
looks like you’re on your period
strachting your ho-ho

high school, it’s a crazy time
these are the ways that you stay alive
listen up, cos we got some tools
in the form of rules

rule number five:
don’t join the harry potter club
or a jock will shove
a quidditch stick up your b*tt

rule number six:
when you need to take a p*ss
don’t use a stall
or they’re call you a baby d*ck

rule number seven:
have fashion taste, short-shorts
will give you an under the waist sad face
oh, wait you don’t know what that is
it’s when you’re fabric of your shorts
gets caught in your p*ssy lips

high school, it’s a crazy time
these are the ways that you stay alive
listen up, cos we got some tools
in the form of rules

rule number eight:
find a seat by your crush
except in health cl*ss
herpes slides will f*ck that up

rule number nine:
try to f*ck at a teacher
get caught, sue the school
for some cheddar

rule number ten:
if you’re in a cl*ss you hate
fake interested and
make a taylor swift face
“*gasp* you just blew my mind
wow, teacher you’re one of a kind.”

high school, it’s a crazy time
these are the ways that you stay alive
listen up, cos we got some tools
in the form of rules

break down!

don’t cheat off an asian
they’re over-rated
don’t bring ethnic food to cl*ss
or you’ll be hated

duct tape wallets are disgusting
and they attract stray p*b*s
if you like a girl
don’t ever call her “dude.”

having lunch with a teacher
is super creepy
dressing like an anime character
is also creepy

cleaning your braces in public
is really gross
and lastly
just remember this quote

high school, it’s a crazy time
these are the ways that you stay alive
so don’t give up cos it’s just four years
then it disappears

/ shane dawson lyrics