hotel (skit) lyrics – south park mexican

[people talking in background:]
[laughing:]

[phone rings:]

[south park mexican:]
hold up dawg.
that’s the manager man, hold on, let me see who this is.
dope house.

[woman on phone:]
h*llo? this is the front desk & it’s way past your checkout time.

[south park mexican:]
what? hold on, is this really the front desk?

[woman:]
yes sir, this is the front desk & you need to leave or pay another day.

[south park mexican:]
man, that is amazing. i didn’t know a front desk could talk.

[people in room laughing:]

[south park mexican:]
i tell you what. i’m a go downstairs & if the front desk starts talkin’ to me i will leave that second, i promise.

[woman:]
sir, i will call the police if you don’t leave.

[south park mexican:]
what you mean? your a front desk that has hands too? d*mn! that’s amazin’!

[man in room:]
tell ’em for them too make us breakfast then!

[woman on phone:]
sir, we’re not playing.

/ south park mexican lyrics