mashed potatoes is the cure for cancer. cancer is some p*ssy sh*t. mashed potatoes are the sh*t. i have found the cure for cancer. let them potatoes mash. hi, i’m stacy, and i’m a thirty-four year old woman, diagnosed with severe breast cancer in my middle breast. i took mashed potatoes daily. i bathed in them and rubbed them around every crevice of my body. it cured my cancer; there is no sign of it. hi, my name is danny haro, and i dug up my cat and injected her *n*s with mashed potatoes, the same syringe that i use to inject heroin every day. and, it cured her cancer. she’s still dead, but she’s 100% cancer free.