i better be good lyrics – alice cooper

if i ain’t cool
my daddy gonna send me
to military school
if i ain’t nice
my girlie gonna freeze me
with cold shoulder ice
if i’m real late
my teacher gonna use me
for alligator bait
so, i better be good
i better be good

if i jump on the gas
the cops are gonna jump
all over my back
if i smoke too much
doctor says he’s gonna
put my lungs in a crutch
if i’m caught without my pants
consuelo’s dad is gonna shoot
until he sees me dance

so, i better be good
i had better be good
you better be nice
you better be nice
you better be nice
you better be nice
nice, nice, nice – you better be
nice, nice, nice – you better be
nice, nice, nice – uh, uh, uh, uh
nice, nice, nice

nice, nice, nice
nice, nice, nice
you better be nice tonight

if i spray it on the seat
lady gonna tie a big knot
in the meat
if i spewey too fast
lover’s gonna stick
my wrangler in a cast
if zipper grabs skin
i’ll know i had it out
when i shoulda kept it in
ow.

i better be good
i better be good
i better be good
ooh.

you better be nice
you better be nice
you better be nice
you better be nice
nice, nice, nice – you better be
nice, nice, nice – you better be
nice, nice, nice – uh, uh, uh, uh
nice, nice, nice

i’d better be nice tonight – yeah
nice, nice, nice
nice, nice, nice
nice, nice, nice

/ alice cooper lyrics