i got abducted by aliens lyrics – happy campers

sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon
oppourtunity is knockin but i can’t open the door
cause i’m sh*t faced drunk p*ssed out on the kitchen floor
i’m a b*m
wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
but if i gotta work for it i’d rather take a nap
i can eat, i can sleep, i can play nintendo
but if you paid me to go to work, i still wouldn’t go
i’m a b*m
i’m a b*m
sit around all day
and i get nothin’ done
i’m a b*m
i’m a b*m
that’s right
i’m a b*m
the b**b tube replaced the dog
as man’s best friend
doesn’t sh*t on the floor
always has an ear to lend
nacho supreme, a pizza
ten hours of tv
is all my life will ever be
if i could pick lotto numbers
like i pick my nose
i’d escape the life of bein’ an average joe
til’ then i’ll just sit around all day
remote control in hand
just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon

/ happy campers lyrics