i kicked a shark in the face lyrics – the midnight beast

i kicked a shark in the face

we’re the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west london
we’re not unsigned because we’re sh*t, we’re unsigned because corporation
suck
and because we’re sh*t
shut up ash

mum, your little boys flown from the nest
moved in with his best boyfriends
we’re the best
to a very big mansion of a crib
no more nappies, no more bibs
what?
nothing
errr, we got our own fridge

the wide worlds very, very mean
but mum, i can handle myself you’ll soon see!
just the other day i was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
there’s a shark standing there and he looks much older

he’s like ‘rar rar rar’
i turn around and i’m like ‘what the h*ll?’
he looks back at me, he’s like ‘rar rar rar’
i look at him and i’m like ‘what the h*ll? what the h*ll?’

then i kicked the shark in the face
he kicked the shark in the face
then i kicked the shark in the face
his face was a total disgrace
humans are better
you can’t punch me with a flipper
i kicked the shark in the face
he kicked the shark in the face

i’m sitting on my *rs* playing xbox games
then i hear a voice and it’s calling out my name
i’m like ‘yo, what you want mother f*cker’
he’s like ‘yo, y-y-you mother f*cker’
what happened next?
i’m getting to that
zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
i look left look right but there’s no one around
then a bear tap tap pulls me to the ground

he’s like ‘rar rar rar’
then i get up and i’m like ‘what the f*ck?’
he looks back at me, he’s like ‘rar rar rar’
i’m not even scared i’m like ‘what the f*ck? w-w-w-what the f*ck?’

then i hit the bear in the b*lls
he hit the bear in the b*lls
take one for the team to the b*lls
should have protected his b*lls
go cry to ya’ mamma
a bear couldn’t cook cabaã±da
i hit the bear in the b*lls
he hit the bear in the b*lls

swim with a school of fish
hunt with a pack of wolves
the only thing i know is i love animals
we put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t come for us
i love animals
we put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t come for us

then i kicked the shark in the face
humans are weirder
’cause we’ll have you later for dinner
unless you’re vegetarian
and that’s okay, be a vegetarian it’s fine with me

/ the midnight beast lyrics