i live in a van lyrics – afroman

i live in a van

woke up this mornin at the hotel
rolled up a blunt got high as h*ll
f*cked another groupie name in my cell
h*ll, oh well, it’s time to bail
walkin to the van with my suitcase
drivin cross country to a new place,
exit 420 get something to eat,
greet who i meet
smoke a sweet
climb back on to the interstate
yes, got a date, can’t be late,
pulled up to the club get a sound check
walk up to the bar get a long neck
shootin some pool, act real cool
looked at her *ss but please don’t drool
i looked at my watch, start thinking
yeah it’s time for me to start drinkin.

my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

dressin room, (are the moe?),
i get f*cked up before the show
ride to the club smoking a dub
hoppin out the van with the woofers on sub.
it’s time to go on
i’m drunk i’m high c’mon
how’s everybody doin
which of you ladies feel like screwin
women on stage
security in rage
guitar solo,
colt 45 kickin in oh no
uh oh i’m playin it right
what? sh*t sound tyte
encore
we want more

yeah, break that sh*t down
my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

shake the hand of the fan
introduce to the band
sign autographs, take pictures
try to be polite to these fake b*tches
one of these b*tches just might,
kick it with an internet rapper tonight
best case scenario
we get high and f*ck very slow
p*ss out with her *ss out
so i can rub it, man i love it
early in the morning yes yes i know
hug my neck kiss my cheek yes she gots to go
i do too i do too
smoke some more weed
drink some more brew
i love my life
peace
no stress to strife

my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

my name is afroman
i live in the back of a chevrolet van
everynight somewhere new
smoking weed, drinkin brew

/ afroman lyrics