i’m gettin’ stoned lyrics – eric church

“i’m gettin’ stoned”

read it in the paper
marked the date on the wall
to remind myself to celebrate
the day i lose it all
they made plans to be together
i made plans to be alone
she got a rock
i’m gettin’ stoned

d*mn right i’ve got objections
but it’s awful too late now
yeah, the cans are on the limo
and the rice is on the ground
they’re headed for the islands
but h*ll i’m already gone
she got a rock
i’m gettin’ stoned

here’s to happy ever after
and here’s to b*lls and chains
and here’s to all us haters
of old lovers new last names
and here’s to holdin’ up
and gettin’ right where i belong
she got a rock
i’m gettin’ stoned

yeah i knew that it was over
when i heard those wedding bells
that preacher was my jailer
now this bottle is my bail
so much for all that prayin’,
her i do would be i don’t
she got a rock
i’m gettin’ stoned

here’s to happy ever after
and here’s to b*lls and chains
and here’s to all us haters
of old lovers new last names
and here’s to holdin’ up
and gettin’ right where i belong
she got a rock
i’m gettin’ stoned

so to h*ll with her and him
and the white horse the rode out on
she got a rock
i’m gettin’ stoned
yeah she got a rock
ha ha ha
i’m gettin’ stoned
yeah i’m gettin’ stoned

yeeaahhh come on

/ eric church lyrics