i snuck a retard in to a sperm bank lyrics – anal cunt

you f*cking dyk*
you didn’t want to get touched by a man
you wanted to be a strong single mother
you ordered a sensitive, gay poet’s sperm

i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank

instead of a bright poet offspring
you’re stuck with a drooling r*t*rd
you went broke paying for special care
your girlfriend left you for another woman

i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank

your child’s a f*cktard
i’m sorry but it’s true
it could have been worse though
he could be a jew

i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank
i snuck a r*t*rd into a sperm bank

/ anal cunt lyrics