if god was a woman lyrics – richie sambora

if god was a woman
with long blond hair
would you kneel at her altar
and offer her prayer
could she be your addiction
could she make you sin
if god was a woman
and you were her man
if god was a woman
would you be impressed
if she showed up in high heels
and a pretty red dress
would you make a donation
or would you draw the line
would you yield to temptation
or savor her wine
if god was a woman
she’d come like an angel
or a devil in disguise
when she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
if god was a woman.
if god was a woman
tell me who could we blame
would she make jesus righteous
or completely insane
if god was a woman
would she kiss and tell
would we wind up in heaven
or would we all burn in h*ll.
if god was a woman
she’d come like an angel
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
and if she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
if god was a woman
and you were her man, yeah
solo
if god was a woman
would she come like an angel
or a devil in disguise, oh yeah
when she left in the morning
would you lose your religion
or kiss your faith goodbye, goodbye
if god was a woman
if god was a woman
if god was a woman
if god was a woman
we’s all burn in h*ll
if god was a
woman, woman, woman, woman
if god was a woman
tell me who would we blame
if god was a woman
if god was a woman
she’d drive us insane, yeah

/ richie sambora lyrics