i’m a chingstah lyrics – ryan higa

i’m a chingstah
i’m an asian wannabe
i don’t hang with the g’s, i just roll with the c’s
when i skip down the street, all the people, they see
a super bad*ss chingstah, they wannabe me.
i run with scissors! i break the rules!
i drink when i drive! i loiter in schools!
i’m a hardcore thief, i steal but don’t share!
i don’t need to build my rep, cus i just built a bear!

verse 1

look at that hot chick looking this way
i don’t want a girl with d’s, she’s gotta have a’s
but i don’t need no p*ssy cat, just to clear the fog.
i do what i want, i just chill with my dawgs
i stand like a chingstah with my chingstah face
i dust off both my shoulders, not for dirt, but
dandruff flakes.
i like to eat drugs, especially when i’m sick.
i take some tylenol and advil, then i feel better!

repeat chorus 1**

verse 2

i’m ballin on some 13 inch rims, cus i’m bad
i’ll fly 47 in a 45 if somebody makes me mad!
i love to play monopoly, i love the police!
every single picture i’m in, i hold my gang sign
“peace”
i pillow fight my dog! i pillow fight my cat!
i pillow fight the carpet! i pillow fight this lamp!
i pillow fight my house! i pillow fight this tree.
i pillow fight the wall, i pillow fight myself!

chorus 2

i’m a chingstah
i’m an asian wannabe
i don’t hang with the g’s, i just roll with the c’s
when i skip down the street, all the people, they see
a super bad*ss chingstah, they wannabe me.
who are you? i’m a chingstah!
what you want? ice cream!
where at? i’m home!
whats 3 x 3? nine!
who farted? that was me!
favorite jonas? trick question!
best rapper? dr. suess
who’s yo daddy? my mom!

/ ryan higa lyrics