i’m singing broadway lyrics – bette midler

i’m singing broadway and i love it!
i’m singing broadway and i’m proud!
you can keep your springsteen.
shove your chaka.
i really don’t care for that kind of kaka.
ethel, liza, chita, that’s my crowd, my crowd!

yes-sah, i’m singing broadway and it’s heaven!
’cause “heaven” is a song from a broadway show!
ah, just give me a part that’s got laughter and tears
and i’ll feel like yul brenner for the next thousand years!
ah, broadway, broadway, broadway! brrrrrravo!

ahhh, who needs a girl who’s got flourescent hair,
or an ugly boy singing off key?

give me a broad who’s got t*ts out to there,
belching it out to the balcony!

ahhhahhhhhhhh!
yes-sah! i’m singing broadway and it’s heaven!
i’ll be singing broadway ’til i die!
just tell me what could be better
than shaking your buns
in front of a chorus
of thirty-five nuns?
i’ll climb every mountain
and ford every river i see.
a lady and her muszack,
ha-that’s ha-me! yeah!

/ bette midler lyrics