jiggle the handle lyrics – gwar

scroda:
gwar, i bring forth the portal potty
coming to feed on the sh*t from your bodies.
your t*rds have more power than mere human feces
let’s use it’s great power to recover the pieces
the toilet:
hey! hey jack*ss! yea you!
you got to love me sooo good!
yea, yea you can depend on me
depending on,
if my water’s on…
if my pipe’s unglogged…
ahhhhh if you’re water-logged…
baby, i am the hole
i am your toilet bowl
i’ll suck your soul
just pay… just pay my sh*tty toll!
ahhhh.
scroda:
coated in sh*t i give all you desire
mystical doorway swimming in mire
we’ll use the plunger if blockage won’t budge
it’s a door through the plane of fudge
oderus:
so many times i have found you,
still i always p*ss on the ground
now that i can use you i’m gonna
stop f*cking around
if you need sh*t, then i got sh*t
on that you can depend
i’ll pump your stump, you f*ckin’ hump,
my cr*ppy, cr*p-caked friend
all:
the portal potty, a gift from the gods
let’s pay it tribute and bury our wads
beefcake:
i think we know what it’s all about.
jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.
slymenstra:
i am a woman and i have my needs.
you can never really know just where
or when i’ll bleed
you need my egg, i need your seed
but pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!
toilet:
yea, i’ll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
just keep that f*cking tampon away from me.
slymenstra:
take in this world, it’s sooo beautiful…
filthy humans, you’re all so full of it…
that which you can’t stand you can’t understand
speak the mystic words and bring forth a t*rd
you turn around into it and turn over to me.
oderus:
cross the river, leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
beefcake:
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
well, jiggle the handle, and call forth a t*rd.
toilet:
yea! here it comes baby, i’m dropping my load
i’m ain’t just on it, i am the commode! ahhh!
scroda:
the power of the toilet must never be abused
he must be plunged, he must be sponged,
or carnage could ensue.
if a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
maybe it will bring the master here, wouldn’t that be a surprise!

/ gwar lyrics