kitty empire lyrics – big black

the emperor makes his rounds
master of all cats

fat in the midwest
emperor rolls his little b*lls
catland

says hi, to his pal walter
for all that smoking in the backyard

the neighbors do not understand, he’s an aberration
even makes a funny noise

he plays great hunter with a ball-point pen
when the cat’s away, ah, it’s a regular rat day
when the rat’s away, ah, king cat, king cat can play day

i jump around, with my w*ng in the wind
it flops around
you admired it
i am your neighbor now
you can’t stop me now

if you service me, i will eat what i am given
if not, then all i want is something else

you will ask them for me
in change, i’ll p*ss on everything you value

i am the emperor of cats
i do what i want now, cats
i do what i want now, cats
i sh*t outside if i want to

all a part of my, ow, kitty empire

/ big black lyrics