knocked up lyrics – dan baird

well i did not go to church last sunday
‘cos my sins i need not confess
with your daddy standing at the pulpit
i just figured staying home was best

your physique is swelling and your waistline’s telling
everybody knows that it’s mine
i guess the word’s got around this old one store town
and your preacher daddy, he ain’t blind

chorus) well you got knocked up
and i got locked up
i guess you’d say that we both got screwed
well you got locked out
and i got knocked out
and i guess you’re gonna miss a lot of school

well you looked a d*mn sight older
that night upon the hill
and if i’d knowed what i know well i would’ve let you go
but you said that you was on the pill

well your uncle, he’s the town sherriff
your granddaddy he’s the county judge
and i can’t see a way that i’ll see the light of day
with your whole family holding a grudge

chorus) well you got knocked up
and i got locked up
i guess you’d say that we both got screwed
well you got locked out
and i got knocked out
and i guess you’re gonna miss a lot of school

well your family’s got the shotgun ready
i can hear those church bells chime
well i may not be ready for a wedding darling
but i know that i’m not ready to die!

chorus) well you got knocked up
and i got locked up
i guess you’d say that we both got screwed
well you got locked out
and i got knocked out
and i guess you’re gonna miss a lot of school
and i guess you’re gonna miss a lot of school
and i guess you’re gonna miss a lot of school

/ dan baird lyrics