luckiest loser lyrics – bowling for soup

[verse 1]
man your really one heck of a guy
best friend since junior high
you showed me playboy for the very first time
that was rad
we saw bon jovi we sat in the front row
i pierced your ear right before the show
we stole your brother’s beer and he didn’t know

[1st chorus]
your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did
you just want to get some
that girl is crazy she’s a lo-co-motion
i know you know she used to be my girl
you’d better run for cover
cause she’s tickin like a time bomb
and did i mention that youbothsuck.com
now your stuck with her
like mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
i guess that makes me the luckiest loser

[verse 2]
i met her at a kegger past out in the yard
gettin in her pants wasn’t really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
that was rad
she’s got a glow from her spray on tan
marilyn manson is her favorite band
i really think she might worship satan, not a band

[2nd chorus]
your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did
you just want to get some
that girl is crazy she’s a lo-co-motion
i know you know she used to be my girl
you should run for cover
cause she’s tickin like a time bomb
and did i mention that youbothsuck.com
now she’s stuck with you
like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
like celebrity golf with alice cooper
guess that makes me the luckiest loser

[bridge]
mel gibson, danny glover you deserve each other
a lethal weapon when you take her home to
meet your mother
she was a superstar, back seat of my car
those days are over, now the night goes on yeah

[3rd chorus]
your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love
or did you just want to get some
that girl is crazy she’s a lo-co-motion
i know you know she used to be my girl
you’d better run for cover
cause she’s tickin like a time bomb
and did i mention that youbothsuck.com
now your stuck wit her
like mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
like number two on a p**per scooper
i guess that makes me the luckiest loser

/ bowling for soup lyrics