malcolm lyrics – arrogant worms

billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom
heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol
daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
but malcolm’s got his own way, it’s better than them all

’cause malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
and he never has the same problem twice

whether it’s a bill or a cheque arriving late
rancid marble cheese or a steak that’s second rate
awful tv programs or a broken elvis plate
or his fiancé who dumps him because he’s gaining weight

malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw
and he never has the same problem twice

and he goes vrrrrrmmm vrrrrrmmm
problem solved!

/ arrogant worms lyrics